Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
posted by mattjustmull | 2:24 PM | permalink
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| C&C 3 | 1 | |
| Company of Heroes | 1 | |
| Half Life 2 | 1 | |
| Half Life 2: Episode One | 1 | |
| Supreme Commander | 1 | |
| Call of Duty 2 | 2 | |
| Darwinia | 2 | |
| Dungeon Runners | 2 | |
| Dungeon Siege II | 2 | |
| Far Cry | 2 | |
| Galactic Civilization II | 2 | |
| Hitman: Blood Money | 2 | |
| Jade Empire | 2 | |
| Neverwinter Nights 2 | 2 | |
| Prey | 2 | |
| Psychonauts | 2 | |
| Sam & Max: Episode 1 | 2 | |
| Titan Quest | 2 | |
| Dark Messiah Might and Magic | 3 | |
| Defcon | 3 | |
| Heroes of Might and Magic V | 3 | |
| Indigo Prophecy | 3 | |
| KOTOR II | 3 | |
| LEGO Star Wars | 3 | |
| Marvel Ultimate Alliance | 3 | |
| Space Rangers 2: The Rise of the Dominators | 3 | |
| STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl | 3 | |
| Stubbs the Zombie | 3 | |
| War Front | 3 | |
| Warhammer: Mark of Chaos | 3 | |
| Infernal | 3 | 5/8/2007 |
| Shadowrun | 2 | 5/9/07 |
| Pirates of the Burning Sea | M | 6/1/2007 |
| Enemy Territory: Quake Wars | ? | 6/5/2007 |
| Two Worlds | ? | 6/26/07 |
| Sins of A Solar Empire | ? | 8/1/2007 |
| BioShock | 1 | 8/21/2007 |
| Mass Effect | 1 | 9/7/07 |
| Age of Conan | M | 10/30/07 |
| Crysis | 1 | Fall 2007 |
| Elveon | ? | Fall 2007 |
| Half-Life 2: Episode Two | 1 | Fall 2007 |
| Portals | 1 | Fall 2007 |
| Spore | 1 | Fall 2007 |
| Stranglehold | ? | Fall 2007 |
| Tabula Rasa | M | Fall 2007 |
| Team Fortress 2 | 2 | Fall 2007 |
| Dragon Age | ? | Winter 2007 |
| Fable 2 | ? | Winter 2007 |
| Field Ops | ? | Winter 2007 |
| Halo Wars | ? | Winter 2007 |
| Gods & Heroes: Rome Rising | M | Winter 2007 |
| Haze | ? | Winter 2007 |
| Hellgate: London | 1 | Winter 2007 |
| Huxley | M | Winter 2007 |
| Kane & Lynch: Dead Men | ? | Winter 2007 |
| Left 4 Dead | ? | Winter 2007 |
| The Agency | M | Spring 2008 |
| Empire Earth III | ? | Spring 2008 |
| Guild Wars 2 | M | Spring 2008 |
| Jericho | ? | Spring 2008 |
| Sacred 2 | ? | Spring 2008 |
| Savage 2 | ? | Spring 2008 |
| Time Shift | 2 | Spring 2008 |
| Universe at War: Earth Assault | 3 | Spring 2008 |
| The Witcher | ? | Spring 2008 |
| CellFactor | ? | 2008 |
| Darkest of Days | ? | 2008 |
| On The Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkeness: Episode 1 | 2 | 2008 |
| Warhammer Online | M | 2008 |
| Alliance: The Silent War | ? | ? |
| Alone in the Dark | ? | ? |
| Assassin's Creed | ? | ? |
| BioWare MMO | ? | ? |
| The Crossing | ? | ? |
| Dungeon Hero | ? | ? |
| Fallout 3 | ? | ? |
| Lego Batman | ? | ? |
| Mythos | ? | ? |
| Overloard | ? | ? |
| Space Seige | ? | ? |
| Culdcept Saga | PC? | ? |
| Gears of War | PC? | ? |
| God of War | PC? | ? |
| Beautiful Katamari | PC? | ? |
| Okami | PC? | ? |
| Resistance: Fall of Man | PC? | ? |
| Odin's Sphere | PC? | ? |
| Castle Crashers | PC? | ? |
4 Comments:
It looks like she was driving a stick and clearly didn't know how (insert penis joke here).
When she first tries to make the turn, you see the car jerk forward and then stop suddenly. This is indicative of a too-much-clutch stall. The fact that she barrels into the parking space also shows me that she has no idea how to properly work a clutch (insert second penis joke here).
Perhaps her husband was trying to teach her to drive a stick and wasn't very good at it. As a woman who has no desire to drive her husbands stick because he's a horrible at explaining how(how's that for a penis joke?),I give her props for whatever the hell she was attempting to do. And another thing, how do we even know this is a woman?!
Don't blame me. Matt was the one who said "this WOMAN has no equal" (emphasis mine).
And no, I don't believe I was horrible at explaining how. I believe you just vented your frustration with learning how by placing blame on me for not explaining properly. So, nyeh!
Don't bicker in front of the boy. I concede that it was a woman after watching the full video again. I was wrong, but only about that.
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