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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Driving Skills

My first instinct is to label this as terrible driving skills, but at the same time I don't think I could get this to happen if I tried repeatedly. Clearly, this woman has no equal.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like she was driving a stick and clearly didn't know how (insert penis joke here).

When she first tries to make the turn, you see the car jerk forward and then stop suddenly. This is indicative of a too-much-clutch stall. The fact that she barrels into the parking space also shows me that she has no idea how to properly work a clutch (insert second penis joke here).

1/30/2009 2:42 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Perhaps her husband was trying to teach her to drive a stick and wasn't very good at it. As a woman who has no desire to drive her husbands stick because he's a horrible at explaining how(how's that for a penis joke?),I give her props for whatever the hell she was attempting to do. And another thing, how do we even know this is a woman?!

1/30/2009 3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't blame me. Matt was the one who said "this WOMAN has no equal" (emphasis mine).

And no, I don't believe I was horrible at explaining how. I believe you just vented your frustration with learning how by placing blame on me for not explaining properly. So, nyeh!

1/30/2009 3:59 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Don't bicker in front of the boy. I concede that it was a woman after watching the full video again. I was wrong, but only about that.

1/31/2009 9:44 AM  

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