The Cost of Eyelashes

Coming soon from the same people who brought you Botox, it's Lumigan! Recently approved by the FDA, these glaucoma treating eye drops have the side effect of causing a patient's eyelashes to grow longer and fuller.

Of course, your eyes and eyelids might also change colors, but who cares! Longer eyelashes! At $120 a month, it's as cheap as Botox. Hell, I bet you could get them both done on the same trip. Hurray!

It's a good thing there's nothing better to spend that money on...