Amazon's Area 51
This little link came down the pipe from one friend to another and another and so on. It is a search result on Amazon for products tagged with 'wtf', and these products certainly deserve it.
A quick sampling of the 426 available products:
Jesus Adhesive Bandages with bonus toy!
From the product description: "We all know Jesus saves, but he also heals too! The Son of God has lent his powers to the Jesus Bandages!"
Ornaments To Remember: Taco
Hand blown glass and everything. Nothing says classy like a glass taco on the tree.
Wedding Chapel
Seriously, it's a fully constructed 180 sq ft chapel delivered for $22 grand.
And finally, everyone's favorite classic Amazon gift:
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.
Please just read the reviews, hours of fun.
(Someone redid Poe's Raven as a tribute to the milk, evermore)
A quick sampling of the 426 available products:
Jesus Adhesive Bandages with bonus toy!
From the product description: "We all know Jesus saves, but he also heals too! The Son of God has lent his powers to the Jesus Bandages!"
Ornaments To Remember: Taco
Hand blown glass and everything. Nothing says classy like a glass taco on the tree.
Wedding Chapel
Seriously, it's a fully constructed 180 sq ft chapel delivered for $22 grand.
And finally, everyone's favorite classic Amazon gift:
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.
Please just read the reviews, hours of fun.
(Someone redid Poe's Raven as a tribute to the milk, evermore)
posted by mattjustmull | 10:17 AM | permalink
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Haiku entitled: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
Sweet nectar of God
Forged from a thousand udders
Jug of excellence
*snaps fingers in appreciation of the beat poet*
I know what someone is getting for Christmas...
The party goat?
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