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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Amazon's Area 51

This little link came down the pipe from one friend to another and another and so on. It is a search result on Amazon for products tagged with 'wtf', and these products certainly deserve it.

A quick sampling of the 426 available products:

Jesus Adhesive Bandages with bonus toy!
From the product description: "We all know Jesus saves, but he also heals too! The Son of God has lent his powers to the Jesus Bandages!"

Ornaments To Remember: Taco
Hand blown glass and everything. Nothing says classy like a glass taco on the tree.

Wedding Chapel
Seriously, it's a fully constructed 180 sq ft chapel delivered for $22 grand.

And finally, everyone's favorite classic Amazon gift:
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.
Please just read the reviews, hours of fun.
(Someone redid Poe's Raven as a tribute to the milk, evermore)


Blogger ErinFaye said...

Haiku entitled: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

Sweet nectar of God
Forged from a thousand udders
Jug of excellence

8/27/2009 1:07 PM  
Blogger mattjustmull said...

*snaps fingers in appreciation of the beat poet*

8/27/2009 1:17 PM  
Blogger Zoe said...

I know what someone is getting for Christmas...

8/27/2009 3:07 PM  
Blogger mattjustmull said...

The party goat?

8/28/2009 10:27 AM  

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