In the Beginning

And Gates said, "Let your OS be obsolete" : and there was Vista.

And the Consumer saw Vista, that it was expensive and possibly unnecessary.

And the Gamer rejoiced, "Glory be unto DirectX 10 and it's unified driver model!"

And the Couch Jockey cried out, "With PC's on Live, we won't stand a chance against the mouse and keyboard!"

And God blessed them all, and said unto them, "You're all so cute with your toys."

And Jesus threw up the horns.