Ahh Vanity
Vanity sizing is such a fun aspect of our culture. How else could be buy things in size 0? Obviously, we have an intrinsic desire to be thinner, and thereby better, than each other.
In the spirit of demanding bone thin people in a country where obesity is the number one killer, I present to you the new HP Camera lineup. HP has introduced a camera feature called the 'slimming effect'. You take a picture, move the little slide bar, and the subject in the photo is squeezed to a more appealing shape.
Thank you HP, for inventing a camera that removes the 10 pounds other cameras are adding.
In the spirit of demanding bone thin people in a country where obesity is the number one killer, I present to you the new HP Camera lineup. HP has introduced a camera feature called the 'slimming effect'. You take a picture, move the little slide bar, and the subject in the photo is squeezed to a more appealing shape.
Thank you HP, for inventing a camera that removes the 10 pounds other cameras are adding.
3 Comments:
now the real question is can you do it to one person in the shot and not the other?
Too bad I already got married. I could have lost those extra ten pounds just by choosing the right camera...
I think shrinking one person in the shot would make the other person fatter, but maybe that is the intent.
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