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This is so ridiculous I had to share. A man plans a fun filled trip to Turkey with his dear ol' mum. He packs his bag like anyone else, except he includes an important piece that most of us have only seen in the movies, a penis pump. Apparently, like any muscle, atrophy occurs unless exercised daily.
So, when our happy fellow goes through security at the airport the strange object appears on the x-ray monitor. When asked to identify the strange device, our hero is put in a tough position. Should he identify the object in front of his mother, or lie through his teeth. Feeling like 007, he smoothly lies to the security personnel.
He says, "It's a bomb."
Mother and son's adventures in Turkey will have to wait until he gets out of jail.
So, when our happy fellow goes through security at the airport the strange object appears on the x-ray monitor. When asked to identify the strange device, our hero is put in a tough position. Should he identify the object in front of his mother, or lie through his teeth. Feeling like 007, he smoothly lies to the security personnel.
He says, "It's a bomb."
Mother and son's adventures in Turkey will have to wait until he gets out of jail.
posted by mattjustmull | 5:54 PM | permalink
2 Comments:
That is too funny. I wonder if they allow penis pumps in prison...or well, maybe he won't need on there anyway.
I know when I go to the airport, and security asks me to identify something in my bag, my first response is to tell them it is a bomb!!!!
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