What GTA Has Taught Us
A friend of mine mentioned this last week, but I didn't get it up before I left town. Better late than never!
You have just won the Altamont 150. You are flush with excitement as you roll into the winners circle. The obligatory girls in bikinis are there to great you and hold you up while you impart golden words of wisdom to the undulating crowd of NASCAR fans.
Unbeknownst to you, some guy has calmly walked up behind you. He climbs into your car, and steals it. This fool takes the car for a joy ride around the track until security is able to block the road with some tow trucks. Needless to say, the thief got his ass kicked.
Thankfully, ESPN has the video for your enjoyment.
You have just won the Altamont 150. You are flush with excitement as you roll into the winners circle. The obligatory girls in bikinis are there to great you and hold you up while you impart golden words of wisdom to the undulating crowd of NASCAR fans.
Unbeknownst to you, some guy has calmly walked up behind you. He climbs into your car, and steals it. This fool takes the car for a joy ride around the track until security is able to block the road with some tow trucks. Needless to say, the thief got his ass kicked.
Thankfully, ESPN has the video for your enjoyment.
posted by mattjustmull | 12:02 PM | permalink
1 Comments:
Someone stole the tow truck too! That is great!
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