I'm a Firestarter, Twisted Firestarter

Oh man, I know what I'm getting for next year's men's gift exchange. Check this thing out.

It's a hairdryer on steroids.

Basically it solves 2 of the 3 necessary things for fire. It blows life giving oxygen, and it heats that oxygen to over 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit! You have to supply the wood.

You might say that this takes the fun out of building a fire, but I say it allows us to burn more stuff.