Mr. Stevens
Two weeks after Ted Stevens won election night by 3,000 votes, the absentee ballots have finally been counted. As much fun as it would be to have a senator that cannot vote, Mr. Stevens has lost the election.
Now then Alaska, I will allow you exactly one excited yell and no more. You don't deserve any more celebration. A FELON came within 1% of winning your U.S. Senate seat. I don’t care if the competition needs a map to find his ass with both hands. You do NOT vote for someone convicted on felony corruption charges.
I'll stop there because I don't want to get into karma trouble while Tom Kivisto's name hangs in Memorial Stadium.
Now then Alaska, I will allow you exactly one excited yell and no more. You don't deserve any more celebration. A FELON came within 1% of winning your U.S. Senate seat. I don’t care if the competition needs a map to find his ass with both hands. You do NOT vote for someone convicted on felony corruption charges.
I'll stop there because I don't want to get into karma trouble while Tom Kivisto's name hangs in Memorial Stadium.
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I know! I know! I CANNOT believe people voted for him!! I can only attribute this to complete and total ignorance of current events.
--Erin
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