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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Baby Buffalo's Day Out

This is like watching a train wreck. It's pretty slow in happening, and you know what is going to happen. However, it's hard to look away.

The video is pretty long, so maybe you find it difficult to watch the whole thing. I'll help you out by providing CliffsNotes:

0:00 Tourists begin yammering - turn off sound

0:16 Lions discovered in path of water buffalos. Tourists discover the meaning of dramatic irony. (This is called installation according to Wiki)

1:04 Lions discover water buffalos. (Exploitation)

2:00 Water buffalos discover lions. (Resolution, this concludes today's English lesson)

2:09 Baby is tackled by a lion. Therapist bill just tripled.

2:11 Lion and Baby end up in the watering hole.

3:29 While dragging the Baby out of the water, a crocodile says, "Hmm, free meal!"

4:13 Lions win the gruesome tug of war contest. Points go to the crocodile for lasting so long against 6 lions.

4:33 Buffalo herd, thought to be long gone, returns in large numbers.

5:12 Buffalo charges lions, sends a couple running

5:48 Buffalo charges again, this time hooks a lion and sends it flying. Two more lions take off.

6:09 Turns out Baby is still alive! With only three lions guarding, Baby makes a bid for freedom.

6:24 Entire herd converges on lions which forces them to let Baby go!

7:04 Last lion is chased off.


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