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Today's product offers relief to those who have suffered the long hard ill effects of hiccups. Yes these hardy pitiful few no longer have to suffer in silence! I give you the Hic-Cup! Through the power of oranges it cures even the toughest cases of hiccups. (Warning: your energizing copper bracelet with chi inducing magnets may stick to cup.)
This amazing device connects one end of an electrode to your temple and the other to your cheek. While drinking water a circuit is created which stimulates the vagus nerve. Stimulating the vagus nerve is a FDA approved method for treating intractable hiccups.
Fun Fact: An orgasm is a proven way to stimulate the vagus nerve, but I'm sure you'd rather buy our fool proof way of drinking water...err I mean, buy the Hic-Cup today!!!
This amazing device connects one end of an electrode to your temple and the other to your cheek. While drinking water a circuit is created which stimulates the vagus nerve. Stimulating the vagus nerve is a FDA approved method for treating intractable hiccups.
Fun Fact: An orgasm is a proven way to stimulate the vagus nerve, but I'm sure you'd rather buy our fool proof way of drinking water...err I mean, buy the Hic-Cup today!!!
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