Sponge Bob Is Like A Drug

Is it ok to cage children if they are surrounded by stuffed toys?



Well, that's not what happened. This kid got a dollar from grandma and went scampering off to the Bear Claw machine to win himself a prize. We've all done it. We all figure we can get one of them nifty toys. Then the stupid claw shuts too early or doesn't have the strength to lift a hunk of cotton. Stupid claw.

This kid was having none of it. He told his grandma he can get it, so by God he got it! He crawled on top of the machine and down through some kind of ventilation shaft. Now he's stuck, but he's got his damn toy!

The fire department was called, but rather than break the machine they decide to continue the boys education in breaking and entering. They passed him a screwdriver and talked him through jimmying the lock from the inside.

The worst part is they didn't let the kid keep the Sponge Bob toy. What a travesty that the kid would work so hard and get nothing. You lose! Good day sir!

Grandpa Joe would have let him have it.

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